America, fuck yeah! The tumultuous political climate today has Sean all fired up, and when he sees his sister’s friend Gia Love out back sunning by their pool, he marches out their to try to recruit her to his side. But it’s obvious that the blonde in the bikini doesn’t give two shits about Sean’s bluster, or his politics; all she cares about is turning her alabaster skin to a nice olive color. And to calm Sean’s jitters and aggressions regarding the state of the nation – but mostly to just get him to shut the fuck up – Gia offers him the one thing worth more than any campaign donation: a blowjob. And as if he were on his way to great political office, Sean gladly accepts this offer from his sister’s friend and fellow constituent. Because at the end of the day, you can’t make your country great again without fucking a few people, can you?